For the day you decide to fix it

A bad number and a six-month wait. Soma coaches you through the middle.

Your doctor gave you a lab result and a re-test date — and nothing to do in between. Soma is the coach who already knows you: it holds your sleep, food, training and bloodwork in one head and tells you the one thing to do today.

The health coach that actually knows you — and comes to you, so you're never alone with the number.

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Morning. Four weeks since that ApoB panel — and you're moving the right way. The one thing today: a 20-minute walk after lunch. Nothing shifts your glucose more for less effort right now.
You've eaten out twice this week, so keep sat-fat gentle today — that's the lever on the number we're bringing down before your re-test. Protein-forward and lean is the play.
Salmon, greens, a little rice — exactly the plate for you. Lean protein, low sat-fat, ~520 cal. This one's working for your ApoB, not against it.
Is this you?

Soma isn't for everyone. It's for the person who just decided.

If one of these is you, you're in the exact spot Soma was built for — the moment you go all-in and realise no one is holding your whole picture. Read them. You'll know in five seconds.

The wake-up call

I have a number that's wrong, a doctor I see twice a year, and no idea what to actually do on a Tuesday.

A scary panel and a six-month wait. Soma turns it into a week-to-week plan you can act on tonight — and stays present between appointments.

All the data, no decisions

I'm measuring everything and improving nothing. My recovery's red, my protein's low, my last panel flagged something — and nothing connects them.

A Whoop, a panel and four apps. Soma is the one head that connects them and returns a decision, not another dashboard.

Tracking is a second job

I'm 12 weeks into a cut, my lifts are stalling, and my protein target fights my sat-fat cap every day.

You already do the work. Soma does the maths, the memory and the timing — and resolves the trade-off for you each day.

Who it's not for: the merely curious, or anyone hoping for a magic pill without logging a single meal. Soma can't manufacture motivation — it can only be the sharpest possible system for someone who already has it.

Not another tracker

Most health apps make you do the work. Soma does it for you.

Logging apps hand you a database and a guilt trip. Soma is the opposite: it holds your whole picture, thinks about it, and tells you the one thing that matters today.

i.

It knows you

Every meal, panel, workout and night's sleep builds one picture that gets sharper over time. It never asks you to re-explain yourself.

ii.

It connects the dots

Your sleep, food, training and bloodwork in one head — so it can say "given your cut and today's session, eat this," not generic advice.

iii.

It comes to you

A morning brief, a nudge when you're short on protein, a check-in after a hard session. You don't have to remember to open anything.

What it holds for you

Four domains, one head — sold as outcomes, not features.

Sleep, food, training and supplements are the ingredients. What you actually get is the meal: a situated answer that fits your day, not a textbook.

Sleep

The right session for how you actually slept.

A red recovery night changes today's plan — Soma adjusts training and food before you ask.

Food

Know if this plate is right for you before you eat it.

Photo of the plate → macros that know your goal, your day so far and the marker you're minding.

Training

The session that fits today, given the whole picture.

It holds your cut, your protein floor and your progress — so the plan moves you forward, not in circles.

Supplements

Stop guessing what to take, and when.

Timing surfaced, the honest read a liability-scared app won't give you — always pointed back to your doctor for the medical call.

Your progress, made legible

One number that actually means something.

Your Healthspan Score turns everything Soma knows into a single, honest read — and shows you the one marker worth working on next, instead of a wall of twenty you'll ignore.

66/100
Healthspan
▲ 61 → 66 this month
Sleep
18
Metabolic
16
Strength
13
Body comp
12
Cardio
7
Work on next: Cardio. One Zone 2 session a week moves it more than anything else you could do.
Why not just ask ChatGPT?

Because a genius with amnesia isn't a coach.

Raw AI answers brilliantly, once — then forgets your body, waits to be asked, and works from a blank slate every time. The triggered person needs the opposite.

"Now, what were your numbers again?"

Soma remembers — every panel and meal, so it never starts from zero.

"Here are some general tips…"

Soma has a method — a real system built over a year, not a blank prompt.

"…waiting for you to ask."

Soma comes to you — it's paying attention when you're not.

Where it lives

It lives in the chat you already use.

No app to download, no account to make. Soma is a conversation — start it where you already are. Telegram is live today; the rest are next.

Telegram Live now

Fully live. Tap through, get your own private Soma in minutes, and start talking to it like a person — text, or a photo of your plate.

WhatsApp Coming soon

Same Soma, same memory — in the app most of the world already opens fifty times a day.

iMessage Coming soon

Blue-bubble native for iPhone. Your coach, in the thread right next to everyone else you text.

How it works

Three steps, and it starts coaching.

Useful from your very first message — sharper every week. There's no long setup and no cold start; the ramp is the product.

1

Tap the link, get your Soma

One tap opens a private Soma of your own in Telegram. No install, no account, no form — you consent to what it holds, and you're in.

2

Tell it what's going on

Your bad panel, your goal, your Whoop, a photo of dinner. It reads them, does the macros, and remembers — so you never repeat yourself.

3

Let it come to you

It learns your rhythm and starts showing up — the morning read, the timely nudge — working in the background between your messages.

The honest answers

Before you ask.

Is Soma giving me medical advice?
No. Soma is a coach, not a doctor. It coaches the lifestyle response to your situation — food, movement, sleep, adherence, and the questions worth bringing to your next appointment. It does not diagnose, does not treat, and it will tell you plainly when something belongs with your clinician.
Isn't this just another app I'll abandon?
It's the opposite of an app. No install, no account — it lives in your chat and comes to you. You don't have to remember to open anything; that's the entire point.
I already track everything. Why do I need this?
Then you already know tracking isn't the problem — deciding is. Soma is the layer above your tools that turns all that data into one decision a day.
It doesn't really know me yet, does it?
Honest answer: day one it's useful from your first message; every meal, panel and night makes it sharper. We tell you that up front — the ramp is the product, not a bug.
What does it cost?
Free while we're in early access. We're being deliberately open about the model — we'd rather earn the right to charge than promise something we can't keep.
For the already-committed

You made the decision. Now you're not alone with it.

A private Soma of your own, running in minutes — holding your whole picture and telling you the one thing to do next.

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